Hammer Head Receives a Dminus

The latest news from Headwrapping School is that student J. Hammer has officially received a D-minus for his wrap a head homework assignment, but don't rush to any conclusions... the grading system just like everything else here at Headwrapping School is not standard. For instance, we don't stop at 'F'... our system spans from 'B' to 'Y' eliminating the extremes of 'A' and 'Z'. And the order of the standard evaluation of everything is somewhat switched around to suit our needs too... for instance, an 'M'minus is better than a 'C'plus... but that's not to say that everything here is skewed, for instance, an 'M&M' is still better than a 'Q-tip' unless... but that's another matter for another thread on rap music I suppose. But I only give that as an example because here at H.S. we also give a flavor value to each letter value, for instance, 'L' is for lime, and 'B' is for beatnik's armpit... etc. But some of those are switched around too so that 'V' is for tequila and 'N'plus means bitter chocolate...



Student Hammer would've received an 'OMG' except that his wrappings slipped upward to reveal his true face --everyone, except those of you who missed our orientation video, knows what D stands for, the minus was added because we favor that one eyed stare ... and that plastic-wrap glare.

ATTENTION: students and followers of Headwrapping, if you submit your wrapped head photo NOW you will get the special H.S. rebate offer, good as long as it lasts... but be warned, HS reserves the right to judge your entry and to demolish it with the photo edit and the written review and don't you forget it .
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